Originally Posted by Jesus Was Way Cool

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do he did
He turned water into wine
and if he wanted to
He could have turned weeds into marijuana
or sugar into cocaine
or vitamin pills into amphedimines
He walked on the water
and swam on the land
He would tell these stories
and people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
you just went to Jesus
and he would put his hands on you
and you would be healed
thats so cool
He could have played guitar better than hendrix
He could have told the future
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could have scored more goals than wayne gretsky
He could have danced better than barishnikof
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you could think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body
and drink his blood
Thats so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
so they killed him
but then he rose from the dead
he rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven
i mean thats so cool
Jesus was way cool
no wonder there are so many christians