joke thread

[drawback]

post some good ones. here are a few from me(most of these are rather tasteless, ill post some more later)....

q: whats the opposite of christopher reeves?
a: christopher walken

q: why cant hellen keller drive?
a: because shes a woman

q: whats the difference between acne and micheal jackson?
a: acne waits until you are 14 to come on your face

q: what is the best part about having sex with eighty eight year olds?
a: there are eighty of them

[Maugan_Ra]

Yeah... Wow....

heres one i can remember


yo Momma's so fat i can stand on her stomach and high five God ;]

[drawback]

more....

did you know that hellen keller had a dollhouse?
.....neither did she

q: why does helen keller masturbate with one hand?
a: so she can moan with the other

Did you hear about the guy stealing the toliets from the police station?
The cops have nothing to go on

q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
a: You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't keep calling you afterwards.

[Maugan_Ra]

LOL AT THE HELEN KELLER!

i only have a few a day

Yo Momma so stupid she drowned during the wave at the football stadium