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Old 12-28-2003, 07:19 AM
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Default Stupid guy talking stupid to me stupidly.

Ok. here's a conversation i had just now with this one REALLY stupid guy that i've been forced to know for the past year and a half. This guy is the biggest idiot i know and proclaims himself as part of the "Mexican Taco Mafia" I dont want to talk to him and i will avoid him from now on, especially in person.

I only took this chance to fuck with him because i have so few. the chance came to me and i took it, any more and it would be annoying. btw the mexican taco mafia is at war against the chinese chopstick mafia, and althought i may seem crazy, the chinks are the good guys.

Now for this feature you may need to use an online translator, such as http://babelfish.altavista.com/ or http://translate.google.com/.

Here's a special conversation with the leader of the Mexican Taco Mafia (yes, it is Oleg)
Quote:
Session Start (ItSux4U:MtM MaNn): Sat Dec 27 22:37:00 2003
MtM MaNn: Hola Amigo
MtM MaNn: Hola Amigo
Me: who are you
MtM MaNn: buenos diaz
Me: your a gay fucker arent you
Me: do you want to die bitch?
MtM MaNn: me llmo es jose
MtM MaNn: no comprende
Me: i dont have any time to waste on gay ppl like you oleg
MtM MaNn: no hablo englise
Me: you suck ass
MtM MaNn: no se
Me: ok
Me: do you know me
MtM MaNn: no se
Me: ok lemme get a translator
Me: me no speaky
MtM MaNn: tu madre es una perda
Me: YOU SUCK
Me: DIE
Me: YOU GO TO HELL
Me: AND YOU DIE
Me: BITCH
Me: SUCK
Me: MY
Me: NUTS
Me: YOUR
Me: MOM
Me: IS
Me: A
Me: COCK
Me: SUCKING
MtM MaNn: que Nutz
Me: WHORE
Me: DIE YOU LITTLE FUCK
Me: ok oleg
Me: you can stfu
MtM MaNn: que te guasta mas el pene o el nuz
Me: if you are not oleg
MtM MaNn: nutz*
Me: Usted es un goblin del martillo.
MtM MaNn: dedonde is me poyo puto
Me: usted necesita ir al infierno y morir la perra.
Me: lama mis bolas'
Me: your mom is a male prostitute
MtM MaNn: sucko me balls-o perra
Me: su mama es prostitute masculina
Me: roflmmmfao
Me: mire su pene se pega en su extremo
MtM MaNn: tu es prostitute de la perra
Me: su pene es el tamaño de una aguja
Me: su cabeza se pega encima de su extremo marrón
MtM MaNn: por que u hablo por me pene
Me: ¿es su nombre oleg?
MtM MaNn: No
MtM MaNn: me llamo jose
Me: ¿cuál es su nombre?
MtM MaNn: joe
MtM MaNn: jose*
Me: apesadumbrado, pensé que usted era una cara del extremo nombrada oleg. acepta por favor mis apologías.
Me: Este oleg que hablo de es la cogida muda más grande de los mundos.
MtM MaNn: no me llamo jose
Me: Él necesita morir e ir al infierno. Él voluntad como la regla del mafia mejicano del taco.
Me: estoy tan apesadumbrado
MtM MaNn: dedone tu estuir espanlos
Me: aparece como si su dick ha sido castrado por la vagina de su madre.
Me: si usted es el oleg, que usted es.
MtM MaNn: kayate perta
Me: no entendía esa oración pasada
MtM MaNn: yo goto-o go-o yo soy chased by la migra
Me: el migra del la se pega que lame su vagina
Me: usted necesita morirme le matará aspira mis bolas. van al infierno comen mi vete a la mierda de la mierda y su madre.
Session Close (MtM MaNn): Sat Dec 27 22:50:53 2003
(MTM = mexican taco mafia, the fucks)


those stupid fucks.
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Old 12-28-2003, 07:56 AM
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The Mexican Taco Mafia.....That has got to be the most retarded name I have ever heard :P

They should consider coming up with a name that actually sounds like a mafia...
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Old 12-29-2003, 01:43 AM
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Heh... thats really weird zoid..

Nice Topic...

CAn't beleive u remain sane
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Old 12-29-2003, 01:51 AM
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i had to put up with that guy in 3 of myclasses every day last year... he lowered my grades cuz he wouldn't ever stop talking to me. big distraction
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:12 AM
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That sucks :(
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Old 12-29-2003, 02:42 AM
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yes, it sucks more than it sounds.
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