Two guys walk into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper,"Hiya, Mike. Set 'em up for me and my pal here." Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted, "This is a great bar. For every two drinks you buy, the house gives you one. And the pinball machines in the back are free!" "That's not so great, "responded the friend. "There's a bar across town That'll match you drink for drink, and you can get laid in the back for free." "Where is this place?" the first guy exclaimed. "Oh, I don't know," the dim fellow replied, "but my wife goes there all the time."

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heh...

ok i have another one of those jokes...

ok here it goes,

So a guy walks into a bar- ouch!

ok that joke just sucked.

I walked into a bar and they were like...hey I need ID...and I was like I don't have ID....and he was like boo hoo...leave....and I cried =(

nice one! :lol: