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Old 10-05-2003, 09:01 PM
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http://www.seanmorey.com/mansong.html

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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.

What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.

And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
Read & listen to it at:
http://www.seanmorey.com/mansong.html
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Old 10-06-2003, 01:18 AM
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Thats a funny song =P :lol:
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Old 10-07-2003, 05:25 AM
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Haha, that's great.

(he's gonna get jumped by some chicks if he keeps that up)
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Old 10-16-2003, 12:31 AM
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HAHA thats great.... There is a womens song too I think... I have never heard the mans song though :( UNTIL NOW!!! :D hehehe....
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Old 10-16-2003, 03:06 PM
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The womans song?? 8O :clap:

I need to get myself a copy of that song. :)
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Old 10-17-2003, 01:09 AM
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lol it doesn't take much to make Tommy happy :P
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Old 10-17-2003, 06:37 AM
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hmm interesting, should tell others.
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