Here are some idiotic warnings...

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

LOL!

lol, thats awesome. but u missed the childrens tylenol bottle, which says something like this "Do not drive or operate heavy machinery," come on childrens tylonol is for children under 12!

8O

plagerism!!!!
you stole that list. tommy is stealing!!!

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umm, sure he probably copied and pasted, it doesnt matter though its been spread around the internet so much that its probably public domain now.

so if something is spread around enough it becomes public domain? [sarcasm]woohoo! its safe to get back on kazaa and download music again :D .[/sarcasm]

lol :P

lol! :lol:

heheh :D

LOL :lol: