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08-05-2003, 04:16 PM
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jolks with a theme
Guess what the theme is? I did not make these jokes up but found them in a book in the attic
What do you get when two pickles pump into each other? A pickle jar What is black, white, green, and bumpy? A pickle wearing a tuxedo. What's green and always pointing north? a magnetic pickle why was the cucumber sad? his folks were in a pickle what's green and bores holes a drill pickle What do you get if you cross a dentis with a dill cucumber? a toothpickle What do you get when a steam roller runs over a tomato, a pepper, and a pickle? relish Music teacher Your notes are all sour. student What do you expect? I am playing a pickle-o. Jim what do you get if you cross a poker player with dill pickles Slim a deal taht goes sour What do you call a pickle that can add, subtract, multiply, and divide a cuculator hope the jokes are not too corny. if they are I will do one that have a corn theme/ 
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08-10-2003, 03:26 AM
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the nurse entered the hospital waiting room and walked up to the absent minded profesor. "its a boy sir" she said He looked up. "Well, what does he want?" Butler: Professor, there is a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out, but he won't belive me. Absent minded profesor: no? Then I supposed I'll have to go out and tell him myself. Absent minded profesor: Heavens! someone stole my wallet! Wife: didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent minded profesor: Yes, but I thought it was mine An absent minded farmer discovered a piece of rope in his hand. "I'll be doggoned!" he muttered. "I have either found a piece of rope or lost a horse." We know the professor is absent minded when he slammed his wife but kissed his door good bye. an absent minded store keeper came back from lunch and saw a sign on the door which read "out to lunch" so he sat and wait for himself. I will add more latter
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