You know you are bored when:

You go to google.com to search for google.

you start counting the light bulbs in your house.

There is nothing on so you watch the preview chanel on your cable.

you play the card game war with your pet cat/dog/other pet.

you play war with your favorite toy

you play war with your imaginary friend

you make a list of things to show you are board (ot, um, 8O, guess that is me)

you start naming all the fish in your backyard pong

you start naming anything that resembles a live animal in your back yard, even that rock that looks like a toad

you start a rock farm and try tell sell your rocks as pets.

You know you are bored when :

You stare out a department store window so long that a little girl walks by and says "look at the funny manequin".

Pigeons make a nest on your head.

You know the number of tiles in any given room of your house.

You have a deep conversation with a statue/figurine.

The statue/figurine takes pity on you.

Your pet leaves you for another master.

You play with your nail clippings.

You know when you are bored when . . . .

you try to reinvet the wheel

you program a game similar to your favorite one.

you make a new broser to replace ie.

you make your own os (that is complete boredom, because that takes a lo-o-ong time)

you program every program and your os on your the computer you built by yourself. That way you can say it is your own computer :lol:

you read war and peace (or any other long book) and decide to make a screen play based on it

you decide to be the first person to do a full legnth cartoon in oil (which takes forever to dry. There is a reason why this has not been done.)

you paint a dot on every blade of grass in your yard.

you paint a dot on every blade of grass in your favorite golf grounds or park.

you count all the hairs on your head.

you count all the hairs on your dog.

you count all the hairs on your friend's head.

...when you start reading these kinds of posts...

:wink:

...when you start replying to these post... :)

You start writing "You know when you ware bored" stuff.

You actually find yourself enjoying reading your own stuff.

You read it twice.

You watch a digital pet fish for hours waiting for it to grow. You feed wit with mouseclicks and pet it with a curser.

Lol

Or better yet, you create a digital pet fish that does just that. hehehe

You know you are bored when . . .

you check your email every 5 minutes

you check your mail every 5 minutes.

you wash your floors with your old toothbrush

You go out in you lawn and cut your grass with scisors and a ruller.

you memorize the dictonary

you memorize the phone book and know the numbers of everyone in your town.

you memorize an exlopidia.

you read and memorize every book in the libary.

you read posts and flame the author because you have nothing better to do.

you spend a whole day or more to make the perfect post (only to see it flamed.)

you can't think of anything to do, so you go back to bed or watch some stupid tv even if it is the preview chanel or the chanel that tells you what is going on around town (all text and no sound).

you flame the first post you see.

you flame a random person.

you flame Tommy.