I went to a superstore one day. You know the type of store you can get anything and everything. My boyfriend wanted a pet mole for some reason and I was told that this store had them.
I went to a boy who worked there.
I asked him, "Where can I find a mole?"
"A mole of what?" he asked.
I was confused but said, "Just a mole."
The boy said, "I can't help you unless you tell me a mole of what?"
"I just want a mole. I don't understand what you are saying."
"Oh, no. I am sorry. I just had a chemistry exam yesterday. I have been studying so much for it."
"What does chemistry have to do with moles?"
"A mole is a very large number of something in chemistry. It is the chemist way of having the same amount of atoms and molecules."
"I wanted a Mole as in an animal not a number."
"Good, because we don't have a mole of moles."


Sorry that if this was so confusing. I was remembering my chemistry class that I took. I remember them telling me about the chemistry term mole. So I thought of confusing moles (animal) with moles (chemsitry)

That wasn't an amazing joke, but it was funny... in a corny sort of way. I got the joke about halfway through reading it, so it probably ruined it for me. Still, made me smirk. Got any more?


Here is an interesting one :

Three guys are taken out to the Sahara desert for breaking some obscure law, and are told if they can survive back to civilization, they are forgiven. They are each told they can have only one thing to take with them and they must choose what it will be.

The first guy says he wants a gallon of water.

The second guy says he wants gun to hunt vultures for food.

The third guy looking rather pleased with himself, says he wants a car door.

The other two look at him with puzzled expressions and ask "What the heck do you plan to do carrying a car door through the desert?"

To which he replies, "You dummies! It's so that if it gets too hot, I can roll down the window!" :lol:

The first joke was lame. :P :-P
The second one had a stupid guy. Why would rolling down a car door help him cool down. :?:


Little Molly's sister,
also known as Little Molly. 8O :oops:

Yeah that's kinda the point.

i dont understand HOW or WHY the first one was funny at all.....


i didnt read the second one

I give up. This topic needs a respirator.