10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO

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1. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

2. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you
enter the trailer park."

3. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

4. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

5. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."

6. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.

7. Patient responsible for "200% of out-of-network charges" is not a
typo.

8. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

9. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors
with little "m"s on them.

10. You ask for Viagra and get a popsicle stick and duct tape.

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pretty funny.... :roll:

I was more captured by the signature 8O

me too :D

*cough* err.. me to *cough* heh... Theres hot stuff in that sig :roll: 8O

Isnt there a thread already dedicated to this?

Or did you want a thread dedicated to who is in that pic? (j/k)

*Shakes head*
Men. I swear. i'm soo glad you like the picture gentlemen. :oops: 8)

L.C.S.

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la de de.. de dum :roll:

..K

I'm too tired to be insulted right now. Just did a major rehaul on my site. Bout to fall asleep in my chair, oi.

L.C.S.

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*faints*
...mah heart can't take this much hubbub'bob