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did you know that hellen keller had a dollhouse?
.....neither did she

q: why does helen keller masturbate with one hand?
a: so she can moan with the other

Did you hear about the guy stealing the toliets from the police station?
The cops have nothing to go on

q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
a: You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't keep calling you afterwards.