post some good ones. here are a few from me(most of these are rather tasteless, ill post some more later)....

q: whats the opposite of christopher reeves?
a: christopher walken

q: why cant hellen keller drive?
a: because shes a woman

q: whats the difference between acne and micheal jackson?
a: acne waits until you are 14 to come on your face

q: what is the best part about having sex with eighty eight year olds?
a: there are eighty of them