A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, comes
to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, "Wow, this seems much
worse than usual." He notices a police officer walking between the lines
of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer,
what's the holdup?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more
than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running for
President in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her."

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

"The reason I let you live is so I could finish my lamb chops."-Laura, my homegal said to her now ex boyfriend, lol