Fav bumper stickers

"I Only Eat What I Kill"

"Color Blindness is a condition. Drunk Driving is a Symptom"

"Now, we all know who we voted for President; So, What the Hell is Bush doing in the whitehouse?"

"Not a morning person doesn't even BEGIN to cover it"

"TO: All Drunks, RE: Suggestion, CONTENT: Carry your own breathalizer"

Last but not least

"Don't inhale, our insurance doesn't cover it"


"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet." - Robin Williams