You Can Say Anything When You Get Old....

1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a fu#@ing word you're saying.
4. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
5. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
9. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
11. Allow me to introduce my selves.
12. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
13. You!... Off my planet!
14. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
15. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. If I throw a stick, will you leave?


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