ok... this guy IMs me, he's this total fucktard. a former enemy (and well now just a dumbass i ignore) who wants vengeance for what happened 3-4 years ago (i bugged him a lot with minor things such as changing his voicemail greeting cuz i knew his password).

ok this is the same dumbass, he claims he's watching Matrix Revolutions.
He offers me a pirated copy of Kill Bill, a 200mb AVI, downloaded off of limewire. He says it's great quality and that its better than the 3SVCD version of Spider Man i gave him. Obviously, i could tell that something is wrong. a 200mb movie thats at least a couple hours long, absolutely must look like shit. i thought, maybe he's just a dumbass, which is true. he lied nonetheless, ooh i'm gonna fall for this old trick:

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dumbass: can't wait till it comes out on dvd
Me: its not out yet?
dumbass: april 6
Me: wow...
dumbass: heh heh
dumbass: limewire..
Me: i would think it was already released
dumbass: nope
dumbass: i also have kill bill
Me: they must have a lot of extra footage
dumbass: dld...
Me: cool
Me: movies i havent seen....
dumbass: lol
dumbass: i can burn em to a cd 4 u..
Me: nah its ok
dumbass: they only about 200mbs.
Me: nah dont worry about it
dumbass: .avi
dumbass: k
Me: 200mb AVI probably isnt too great quality
dumbass: it is awesome quality
Me: its one of those really bad quality bootlegs with a guy holding a camera isnt it
dumbass: way better than the spiderman one u gave me
Me: hmm suprising
Me: cool
dumbass: audio is decent
dumbass: probably a digital cam
Me: cool
dumbass: heh heh
dumbass: the sentinals are coming the sentinals are coming!
Me: hehe
Me: argh damn windows
Me: or is it a virus
Me: argh damn norton
dumbass: lol
Me: norton is a virus i say
dumbass: lol
dumbass: i got mcafee
Me: cool
Me: i heard its good
dumbass: ya it is
Me: but i like Symantec, its a good company
dumbass: kool
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My, Oh My! What a Dumbass!



oh yeah btw i did a little google search to be sure about this... here's the first result i got when i searched for "kill bill virus"
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/56/33461.html