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Under David Blunketts recent proposals for refugees & Foreign Nationals
gaining British Nationality, this joke has been selected as one of the criteria
tests. If you don't laugh at it then you will never considered to be 'British'.

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular
looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark
tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on
his cheek.

The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and
by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must
have slapped his face"

The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the
blonde and she smacked him".

The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his hand on that
blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
that Frenchman again."